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I am as majestic as I am atrocious. Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.
vanity thoughts

Do people still take Kelly Clarkson seriously?

There’s this girl that lives in my area that is by society’s standards pretty and popular. She’s the meanest girl i’ve ever met in my life. She literally goes out of her way to offend people and point out their deepest insecurities. I’ve unfortunately been one of her victims. She’s broken me down to the core. It’s funny, I used to think I was attractive until I met her and let her get to me. In my eyes she’s the ugliest girl ever because of her personality. I don’t understand why everyone(even her victims) love her. 

Me: Mom, what do you hear me saying a lot?

Mom: “I wish a nigga would” 

Me: yes. I love you.

And people say parents don’t listen. 

Any chance I get I sing. “YOOOOUUU KNOW I’M MORE FAMOUS THAN YOUUUUUU THAN YOUUU. AND I CAN DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU CAN’T DO, TRY TO.”

This is why everyone hates me.

The only reason I go on worldstar is to see crazy ghetto fights. They entertain me. 

Follow me on twitter! @malsnogood 

Let me know you’re from tumblr and i’ll follow you back!

You know what would make my night?

If a complete stranger would strike up a conversation with me on tumblr. That would certainly make me forget that me & my friend were almost abducted by some hood ass guys in San Francisco.  

Strobe-lit, adolescent world. 

Womp skank.

The wooden floor isn’t quite level, so its hard to find a right angle to stabilize my soul

So having a cigarette in your mouth, over done hair, and a tuxedo make a man? OOOOHHHHH now I understand! I’ve been searching in ALL the wrong places. 

i think i’m going through a mid-life crisis. Is that even possible at my age? 

At school today, someone stole my cute little floss container. How fucking ghetto is that?

I’m getting my nipples pierced in a couple of weeks, but I can’t decide whether I should get the bar done vertically or horizontally.

it startles me how someone so bitchy, rude and politically incorrect can be so tumblr famous. are you all blind?