✿✿✿ABOUT ME✿✿✿

I’m 5’1”, but I act like I’m 7’6”. I walk fast, so I look like I’m always in a hurry for something; I’m usually not. I know way too many trivial facts that are useless to my existence. I have extreme road rage & I never hesitate to stick my middle finger out of the car & yell vile, obscene remarks. My autistic little brother teaches me more things about life than anyone else. I’d like to start my own organization where I save dogs that are on the euthanasia list & find them homes. I have a temper like no other. I own more falsies than any human being should. I curse like mad. I am the black sheep of my family. I’m full Mexican, but I fool everyone with my white-girl manner of speaking. I’m clearly spastic. I am inattentive to my hair’s combing needs. I can never walk past a homeless person without giving them a couple of bucks. I write to keep myself from being hauled to a psych ward. I’ve learned that I can’t save everyone; as much as I’d like to. i have the utmost respect for people who respect others including themselves. If you offend me, I aim for an artery. I hate my bulbous nose. I’ve had nineteen piercings. & i’m finally learning how to love every single part of me.  

me, in a nutshell.