I am as majestic as I am atrocious. Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.
vanity thoughts

Twenty years from now it won’t matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or what kind of jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned and how you used it.

— Unknown (via perfect)


Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation


when ur parents go out food shopping



Sorry about my belly pooch, that’s just where I like to keep my organs.


wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times